I'm bad at naming things...
I'm 22 years old. Male. Canadian. I like things. And also stuff.

sirlightbulb:

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

lecterings:

when someone finds an old picture of you

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and whoever found it just goes

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omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

Why isn’t there an option to turn off default reblogging as a link?

queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes

katie-kat94:

pleatedjeans:

via

The rare moment when YouTube comments go right.

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

How the Auditore Family Grieves

itskatieclearly:

Revenge, murder and jumping off of tall buildings…

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Silent vigils and remaining still for years…..

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……..AND……..

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tali's loyalty mission in ME2
admiralty: you need to present evidence to convince us not to exile tali
shepard: my evidence is fuck you
admiralty: tali'zorah we declare you not guilty